saying "yes I'm still here" and "just a moment please" I'm checking the clock and gritting my teeth I'm staring cross-eyed at consoles and progress bars holding my breath till I start seeing stars
"ask for help in team chat", you suggest "even though the repsonse time isn't the best" it takes almost an hour to get something back. as if that's a system for accomplishing tasks.
the members of the team are all too busy, sending me back and forth till I'm dizzy, making me repeat the steps to get where I am, not understanding despite seeing I'm in a jam
waiting an hour just to get a response, only to be told it's wrong to ensconce to lunch, and when I can take it is random, but so I'm told they don't have to read my memorandums
being told repeatedly to follow process even though the flowcharts don't encompass anything about the present situation or carry any useful information
digging through disjointed outdated documents fighting with broken shitty UI elements dealing with the users' ignorant arrogance you want notes, phone rings before I have a chance
you ask why aren't I getting more done? before I'm done with a task I get another one you seem to like to overload me for fun or to see just how far you can make me run
there's no winning when you're setup to fail all of the platitudes have become so stale I'm hoping and praying for a call or email for a new job and a key out of this jail
without an income I know I'll be poor but it's a matter of time till you show me the door leaving my stuff without a place to be stored leaving me out to sleep in cardboard
that's all that's keeping me from calling it quits as if I could even give any shits about your customer base or branding ritz so here I sit, still taking the piss